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Wanted: Awful Halloween Jokes

October 16th, 2008

You remember getting Halloween candy, and some of the wrappers had these god-awful jokes? I’m looking for the most miserable, groan-worthy Halloween pun in existence. A joke that would force the makers of Laffy Taffy to place labels on their candy: “Warning, puns may be letal.”

Prefer if they’re short (it’s gotta fit onto a candy wrapper,) and they’re kept to question-and-answer puns. No “Three vampires walked into a bar…” stuff. See here for some stupid examples.

Can’t guarantee I’ll use every joke I get, but if I do use yours I’ll be happy to credit you. Send me an email, post on the message board, or comment here if you DARE.

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2 Responses to “Wanted: Awful Halloween Jokes”

  1. Glutnix says:

    Q: What do call the ratio of a jack-o-lantern’s circumference to it’s diameter?
    A: Pumpkin π.

    Courtesy of http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/einstein7

  2. Josh says:

    What is a vampire’s least favorite dinner?

    …yeah, that sucks…